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sooooo. last night i had a spa sleepover and we had loads of nail polishes and stuff and we had several foot baths and wax parafin things and a lady did our pedicures and eye brows and all that stuff and back massage things on the couch and there was a hand held electonic massager and it was crazy strong like it pulsed really strongly like big vibrations on this knob thing and it tickled our back and stuff and she did it on her boobs.
And she was acting like it was extremely pkeasureable. Like it was masturbation but yet she was doing it right in front of is and I’m like uh, okay?! But was that masturbation? That’s my question. Second question: when every body left the next day I tried it on m boobs and it was amazing and I tried it on my v. What else can I do with it? Any tips and tricks?

Okay sooooooo…..whats ur point

any suggestions for a good hand held personal massager to masterbate with? going to walmart soon…dont want it to be obvious…got only $20…help!! something that has different speeds and is kinda quiet..

pocket rocket?
i don’t know..

MY GIRL "VIVIANA" JUST SHOWED ME HOW TO USE A HAND HELD SHOWER MASSAGER! OMG!! EVER TRY ONE???

Geesh your profile says your happily married, so how’s that working for ya!

Tonight i’m putting a hand held back massager in a bucket of water. Will it float?

The real question is:

Will it blend?

I don’t constantly ask for massages but when I do I get denied about 98% of the time. I bought one of those hand held massagers under his instruction so he wouldn’t strain his arm and hand but he hardly even uses that on me, waste of money. I love a good massage makes me feel relaxed and comfy. I can’t even trade him for anything, he doesn’t care about it turning into sex and he doesn’t like massages anywhere (weird I know!). What can I do to get him to give me a nice massage every so often?
Just thought I’d add that we’ve been together for 2 years and he does do a lot of other nice things for me. I just thought that there must be something I can say/do to get him to massage me…

draw pictures of penis’ on your back and watch him go wild giving you massages.

This is a repost, I asked about an hour ago and did not get any answer…so I thought I would try again!

I am 38+6 weeks pregnant.

Since this early morning I have been feeling this weird vibrating sensation in my uterus on and off. It feels like one of those hand held massagers with the batteries going dead is in my uterus. It’s a really weak feeling but definitely noticeable. Any idea what is causing this? It’s an very odd feeling!
Nope, not hiccups. He gets those throughout the day and this feels different.

I have it every so often and posted a question on here or on Baby Center to learn that there is a thing called ‘Lightning Crotch’ (I kid you not). It feels like a swift passing of electricity. I never felt it with my first but now I feel it sometimes when I take a deep breath.

I purchased a porch swing for my Grandma for Mother’s Day this year. I live in a different state than most of my Family, so I had it shipped to my Uncle’s house and he hauled it over to my Grandparent’s house for me and put it together and got it all set up. I’m sure this was a lot of work as he has also been installing a new walk-in shower for my Grandma as oppoed to her Garden tub, so she won’t fall getting in and out.

I really want to send him a thank you gift such as a gas gift card, for hauling the swing to their house, a starbuck’s gift card to quench his thirst after lifting and putting the swing together. A friend suggested a hand held massager to ease his muscles from all of the work…. I though maybe some candy or chocolate because he is so sweet to do all of this for me for my Grandma… I am looking for some additional creative items and reasons for the items to include….

Any ideas?!!

Thank you in advance for any help!

You and your family are so thoughtful. I like the idea of a gas gift card because you know he will use it. If he doesn’t like Starbucks or hand held massagers then that gift goes to waste. Plus the gas card is relevant since he drove to drop it off.

Happened last summer:
So I`ve been going to summer camp since I was 9(I`m 16)&the past summer I went up again,but as an LIT(Leadership In Training,like a trasition from camper to staff).
…So it was lunch time&we`re in the dining hall eating. I`m sitting at another cabin,not my own having fun,singing songs&having a great time.
…I look at where my cabin was sitting&then i see a friend of mine at the table with this cool looking hand-held massager&it was in their table.I could tell my councellor didn’t know how to use it.She pressed the button on top that said "PRESS ME" (she didn’t know what it was)then all of the sudden,it jumped&she totally freaked out&the whole table started to laugh too hard.
…That’s not even the funny part…ever say something aloud that you wished you thought of saying before you said it?
Well…right after lunch we were meeting each other at a field&i was still a little giggly because of her reaction, & i just yelled,"SO ASHLEY HOW WAS THE VIBRATOR?"
EVERYONE turned around& looked at Ashley!! I didn’t realize what I has sadi until RIGHT after the words came out of my mouth, then I got all red & was like NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!! IT WAS A MASSAGER YOU HEAR ME!! A MASSAAAAAAAGERRRR!!!!

so embarrasing, i still don’t think she fogives me….

mine was when i was 11 , i was in Persia, and my mom was in U.S. and my young sister (who is 8 years older than me) was looking after me, so she had her girlfriends to gather and have a girl’s day, and they were drinking some hard-ass whiskey, so i sneaked into somebody’s glass and i drank alot, i gulped it down and it burned, after half an hour, in the middle of 10 eighteen year old girls, including my sister, i got naked and started dancing in the hall, that was the most embarrasing moment of my life.

I’m going to my friend’s college graduation next week and am putting her gift together. I feel kinda bad though, cause it’s not much. I have, however, already spent $130 on a plane ticket there. She’s starting a master’s program in occupational therapy in the fall and I just finished my first year of getting my master’s in biomedical science. So, I got a canvas bag from hobby lobby and some iron on sheets. I’m decorating the bag with different cut outs from the iron-on sheets and then used paint to put an encouraging quote on each side. I’m filling the bag with: two candles, bath fizzies, two exfoliating bath gloves, a hot/cold pack thingy, a hand-held massager, an inflatable foot bath, three individual foot soaks/scrubs, three face masks, and a bag of hershey kisses. I hope it will be a sort of anti-bag when she starts school. I know I certainly enjoy pampering myself or eating chocolate when I feel stressed! But sitting here looking at it, it doesn’t look like much. Is this ok?
She also just had a birthday so I told her I would bring her gift instead of mailing it. I’m just going to get a $20 gift card to target so she can get what she wants and it kinda helps her out a little then. I feel kinda bad that’s all she’s getting but i’m supporting myself and money is tight. Thanks!
Err…I meant anti-STRESS bag! (since I know how stressful school can get!)
Yikes! You really think it might be cliche? I’m bad at gift giving….

I think that sounds like a great gift. when i was in school, i would’ve loved to get something like that. She’s in school too, so she’ll understand that you do not have a lot of money. Also, you’re putting a lot of effort into personalizing it, which i think is always a great thing. I’m sure that you being there will be enough!

My back pain is getting so bad it is disrupting my entire life and I am way to young for this, I have pain medication and such, but all of that does no good after a while, plus who wants to live on that stuff forever, these knots hurt so bad to be massaged when I do get them rubbed out it feels like yellow jackets are stinging me over and over, I went for a professional massage and I was crying through the whole thing, she felt them all and she was barely rubbing them hardly at all anyway, I wake up crying, almost every morning, I haven’t slept in my bed in over 5 month’s, I bought a chair from pier 1 so that I can sleep at 120* degrees and then I’m ok, but that cause other problems. So when I can reach one of these knots like I did yesterday that was so painful, I have a hand held massager and I work it into the knot it hurts like hell but I keep twisting it and just working it out (crying so hard in the meantime) after I couldn’t take it anymore, I went in the bathroom and looked at it and was rubbing it because it was all red and hot and then it started filling up with liquod (my whole lower back) not a lot but the whole area I was working on. And it was so red and hot and yeah I guess swollen, well then I just took some ibprofen and put some ice on it (indirectly) but I mean this was just one knot, I have about 20-25 of these up and down my spine all over my back I have to keep my pain meds which I’m now on 12 methadone a day I have to set my alarm about 1/2 hour before I get up for the day to take my first dose. I can’t even believe I’m taking such medication this strong and the bad thing is-is it’s not even strong enough I mean the pain is so bad, I’ve had the MRI that’s how this started with a couple bulging disk c-4 c-7 and some degenerated disk’s these are all just due to bad years of cheerleading falls and gymnastics and such but then these crazy knot things came just in the last year and the research I’ve been doing has lead me to "Calcium Deposits" does anyone know anythig about this? Anyway I’m sorry this is so long, if your one of my friends/contacts you know I write long questions and well answers, please if anyone has any suggestios I am all ears please I am begging a doctor, chiropractor, physical therapist, anyone see’s this or someone who can help please? I’m running out of places to look here, thank you so much in advance, you guys who are my contacts/friends no that I write long questions/answers so thank you for taking the time to read this have a good nigt best wishes Elizabeth ;-D
thanks boys as you can both tell I’m up with insomnia due to the pain it’s almost 4am here in America thanks Hak111ha the (111) in your avatar name are very signifigant to me, it’s a good thing: I will try that it seems like it requires a little practice to get it right, and Colin, they never went away there just worse now, when I move around more, Yeah I’ll talk to you later about that with surgery last yr,but thanks you guys,
"skycat" Thank you so much in taking time out to answer my very long question, and I know how busy you are to, you are so sweet to do this, I don’t know why you are always so nice to me and helpful but I so appreciate it, and will never forget it, it’s tatoo’ed (lol) in my heart for ever and ever!! you are one of a kind,, When Colin buys my ticket to the UK to visit were going pub hoping and you’ll meet us ok? mostly all of us that are friends on here can meet since almost all of you live in the UK, wow what a time that will be, huh? we can’t forget Quizzard, where’s denise? midnight angel? etc,,,,, anyway thank you again sweetheart I still can’t get over how nice you are to me, your like a true angel really you freaking me out lol ;-D
you guys are so sweet but honestly,I have no problem doing yoga, and I stretch, and I know how to breathe from my stomach very well, I actually meditate about 45-60 minutes a day, and I’m very flexible, I can still sit in the splits 3-ways and still if my back wasn’t so messed up probably do a few back hand springs in a row,, Stress has nothing to do with this (I promise) that’s what’s so mind boggling, And Mariyn your right yoga is great and I love it to, and I miss it so much this back thing came on all of a sudden about a yr ago with two big ones and never went away since then, I was volunteering at my church and I got the vacuum part, the big vacuum was broke so I had to use the small one and it’s a very big church, so?

Hi Elizabeth.
So sorry to hear your having such trouble with Back Pain you seem to be in a lot of pain and I only wish I could make it all better for you princess. Hope this bit of info will help you. And I will be thinking of you and wishing you all better real soon

The lower back is mainly composed of muscles which envelope and connect to the spine. The spine is a column made up of generally circular bones known as the vertebrae. Between each vertebra are tough elastic discs which allow the spine adequate flexibility. Fibrous ligaments connected to each nearby vertebra also work to support and strengthen the spine. The muscles that surround the spine help it accomplish a wide range of motion.

It is important to maintain regular everyday activities despite the discomfort. Although this may initially prove difficult because of the pain, increasing one’s range of motion incrementally can be bearable if not overdone.

Relieve your lower back pain, hip and leg pains by keeping your knees comfortably apart and ensuring your legs are in natural alignment with your pelvis when sleeping on your side.

Acute lower back pain, even if severe, is normally not considered critical.
• Recovery from lower back pain is a speedy process taking as little as a week.
• Although nerve root pain and prolapsed (‘slipped’) discs are an uncommon occurrence, they usually heal by themselves without requiring surgery.

• Keeping active as much as possible and continuing with routine everyday activities such as going to work, will hasten recovery from lower back pain. Limiting movement and doing little exercise will only increase the risk of developing chronic symptoms.

• Should the pain be severe, initial rest may be necessary, but incremental movement is encouraged for a speedier recovery – something that constant bed rest will not provide. Warming up the muscles through motion is preferable to having them stiffen up from long periods of immobilization.

• Bearing some measure of pain and discomfort may be necessary while returning to everyday activities. Simple lower back pain will not be aggravated by movement. In fact, constant activity will help prevent the development of chronic long-term symptoms.
• Regular use of painkillers can alleviate the pain during the recovery period.

• If pain worsens or continues for more than 4 to 6 weeks, or if other uncommon symptoms develop, it is advisable to consult a doctor immediately.

I hope this Christmas enriches your life;
May each day be happy and bright,
Overflowing with pleasure and love;
May your Christmas be filled with delight.

May the year a head be filled with joy and happiness..

"Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" ……Princess xoxo