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Hey I’m 15 and female and have started masterbating. Kinda embarrassing:L I use a hand held massager. I’m guessing I get orgasms from it as I get hot and feel lightheaded and it feels so good. But could this effect sexual intercourse as I’ve never done it. Could it reduce the amount of orgasms I get? Also is this form of masterbation safe? Help xoxox

its fine, everyone does it. try humping a door knob, for a change of stimulus.

So when I masturbate i use this little hand held massager that vibrates. After a little bit I tense up and like shake a lot. And this shaking happens for a while, like so much that I just stop. It feels really good but it almost feels like I havent finished when I stop. Is the shaking an Orgasm? If not how can i get past this shaking?

When a woman has an orgasm, the is usually a build up and then your vagina should clench on its own a good 4-8 times. The clenching is the orgasm (it is accompanied by a feeling of relief from the build up). the awesome feeling can range from just relief to HOLY COW! Can’t breathe! Screaming/yelling/gasping twitching. Sometimes the vibrators can be too intense on your pink parts, as the get extremely sensitive.

Why did I get so much gorgeousness and gorgeousity. Why do women drop to their knees every time I enter a room. Its the number one reason for knee surgery in my country.

I’m getting a lot of shyte from the feminist state telling me to shave as the country can’t afford it and because women are starting to respect and want to make love to men again.

Why are these women dropping to their knees every where i go is it because I’m like God/Zeus/Jupiter/Allah and have a beard?

I have three women beside me right now one feeding me grapes, one fanning me with a giant leaf and the other massaging my feet. Nothing strange there you might think but they’re female cops who came to arrest me for not paying child support. The foot massager was a gold star lesbian 5 minutes ago.

Its not my fault i tells ya, its women’s and there just so many of them. I’m only come on GS now and then because i’m waiting for the next viagra to kick in again because im completely ruining on empty and these cops are getting impatient, I think that last grape was forced down. HELP!
@Ashley I told you already when these cops have left. Now get back the cellar!
See Ashley i’m under pressure here. I meant Now get back TO the cellar!
@Clara I have had sex 29 and a half times today. I just HAD to service the last cop and you say that.

UP THE VIAGRA DRIP TO MAXIMUM!
@Mabel B Did not Jeremiah not say "let yee beards only on face not between the female legs". Have you not no respect for scripture!

So having a beard does for you what having boobs does for women?

Why did I get so much gorgeousness and gorgeousity. Why do women drop to their knees every time I enter a room. Its the number one reason for knee surgery in my country.

I’m getting a lot of shyte from the feminist state telling me to shave as the country can’t afford it and because women are starting to respect and want to make love to men again.

Why are these women dropping to their knees every where i go is it because I’m like God/Zeus/Jupiter/Allah and have a beard?

I have three women beside me right now one feeding me grapes, one fanning me with a giant leaf and the other massaging my feet. Nothing strange there you might think but they’re female cops who came to arrest me for not paying child support. The foot massager was a gold star lesbian 5 minutes ago.

Its not my fault i tells ya, its women’s and there just so many of them. I’m only come on GS now and then because i’m waiting for the next viagra to kick in again because im completely ruining on empty and these cops are getting impatient, I think that last grape was forced down. HELP!
@Ashley I told you already when these cops have left. Now get back the cellar!
See Ashley i’m under pressure here. I meant Now get back TO the cellar!
@Clara I have had sex 29 and a half times today. I just HAD to service the last cop and you say that.

UP THE VIAGRA DRIP TO MAXIMUM!
@Mabel B Did not Jeremiah not say "let yee beards only on face not between the female legs". Have you not no respect for scripture!

So having a beard does for you what having boobs does for women?

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I am currently 31 weeks along with my first baby, its a boy, Nolan Christopher. I was just wondering if its okay to use those small hand held vibrating massagers on my back…I have one and I would like to use it because my back is killing me but I wan’t sure if the vibration was okay for the baby? Thanks in advnace

Don’t worry, it’s fine! I asked my doctor and he said it wasn’t a problem for the baby. Whatever makes your back feel better (mine aches like crazy as well!).

Congrats on your baby boy. I love the name Nolan!

I am putting together a hamper of gifts for my boyfriend for xmas (this is our first xmas together) as he enjoys being pampered and well groomed, I have so far included some muscle soak, some fancy deoderants, a loofa and a hand held back massager and a john butler trio cd. I am now clean out of ideas on what else to add I have only a small budget of $100 left to spend! =( I don’t want to restrict it to ‘bathroom’ products so am open to all suggestions, just really need help on ideas for what else to add… cheers guys =)

get him 1)a sausage,cheese and cracker gift tray
2)Soap-on-a-Rope

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sooooo. last night i had a spa sleepover and we had loads of nail polishes and stuff and we had several foot baths and wax parafin things and a lady did our pedicures and eye brows and all that stuff and back massage things on the couch and there was a hand held electonic massager and it was crazy strong like it pulsed really strongly like big vibrations on this knob thing and it tickled our back and stuff and she did it on her boobs.
And she was acting like it was extremely pkeasureable. Like it was masturbation but yet she was doing it right in front of is and I’m like uh, okay?! But was that masturbation? That’s my question. Second question: when every body left the next day I tried it on m boobs and it was amazing and I tried it on my v. What else can I do with it? Any tips and tricks?

Okay sooooooo…..whats ur point